Twilight (Single-Disc Edition)

If I were rating this movie solely on quality of the film, it would get one star. if i were rating it solely on how much i love to watch it even though it's awful, it would get 5 stars. SO I averaged it and got 3.

The dialogue is horrendous, the effects cheesy, the music (not the soundtrack which is great, but the score) indescribably awful. It looks like a made for TV movie.

However- I can't stop watching it. i saw it 3 times in the theater and pre-ordered my own copy. It entertains me. Plus, Edward is nice to look at... oh, James too. LOVE James.To me this movie is absolutely hysterical- where it doesn't intend to be. The scene where Edward first sees Bella in class and he looks as if he may throw up on her??? Great! The look that Billy Black and Edward exchange as they pass each other in their cars? Priceless. I love the baseball scene! But the crouch down and prepare to fight stance they take at the end... Can anybody say Power Rangers? But just mentioning all this makes me want to watch it again. I know it makes no sense. It just has that power.

I should be embarrassed to like this, but I'm not. I will watch it over and over again proudly. I will recommend it to anyone I can. Watch it and love it. But know that it's terrible and know that it can't compare to the book and that all of it's charm is due to it's cheesiness.

The only people on earth who are allowed to sparkle are as follows...

1) Drag Queens. A Drag Queen who does not emit sparkly fabulousness from the core of their being is a very sad thing and should be given a hug.

2) David Bowie. Need I say more?

Someone needs to explain the why's and wherefore's of this whole "sparkly vampire" business to me. I really don't understand it at all. Going out in daylight... OK, Dracula could do it if he were well fed, so why not? But sparkles?

Anyway on to the meat of this review... (which will likely get thoroughly ignored as there seems to be so much hype over this flick)

As far as I can tell, Twilight has no plot. At all. There aren't any conflicts until the last 20 minutes or so. There isn't any drama. This is a vampire movie with no conflict among the main characters, only teen angst and Bella and Edward mooning over each other. The dialog between Edward and Bella would be better if it were done with semaphore flags. Thank goodness I had rifftrax going during those awkward silences. The really sad part is that neither of them really seems to have any real reason to angst over their boring lives. Nothing's really keeping them apart. The few glimpses of indistinguishable backup high schoolers didn't have anyone telling Bella what a horrible person she was and no one went to torment "the new girl."

Anything that could be remotely called interesting would have been centered around Bella's sheriff dad and the "maulings" (read: vampire attacks) he's investigating. But the script instead goes to focus on Bella and Edward's wangsting.

Anyone who thinks of Bella as a Mary Sue, I agree. This is perhaps the worst case of published marysueitis I have ever run across. Everyone likes her. She always gets her way. People drop everything to save her even if they have utterly no interest to do so. To make things worse, I found her to be a horrible character in general. There's one scene where one of the indistinguishable backup high schoolers is asking her out to the prom and she isn't paying the poor bit character the slightest whit of attention, preferring to gaze longingly at Edward in the distance. I'm sorry, but that's just rude and under most circumstances would probably make someone a bit miffed. I don't care if the poor guy is a bit character, I'd rather a small look at any of the their small dramas, because I could at least see that they had things going on in their lives from the tiny glimpses shown in the film.

Speaking of small bit characters, the best one is some poor construction or engineering guy in a hard hat who finds himself hunted by the "OMG bad vampires." I'll give the redshirt credit, the shadowplay on the screen says that he gave them a fight and with an iota more depth, he would have fought them off. :) Go redshirt, go! I'm told that scene was not in the books. It makes me lose all desire to ever read them.

As seems to be the trend for this movie, the villains aren't developed at all. They are clearly "OMG EVOL!!!1!!" because they act like, well, normal vampires and because they see Bella as an interesting snack. Were they given more depth or a motive at all, I probably would have started to root for them. As it was, I was bored silly.

Aesthetically speaking, the film wasn't terrible, although I could have done with less cool toned lighting. Kirsten Stewart is a pale deadpan enough without the camera making it even more obvious. Also, the soundtrack has a rather pretty piano piece in the middle, supposedly composed by Robert Pattinson. I hope he manages to get himself fired from the sequels before his entire career goes down the drain. He played a good Cedric in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

I wouldn't recommend Twilight to anyone. No amount of pretty camera work or tiny scene additions could save this movie from a script that would have been better used as toilet paper.

I had heard about the fantasy books by a friend when they first came out but didn't have the time to look into them. By the time the movie came out, I'd nearly forgotten about the book referral, but asked my hubby to take me as it looked like a good vampire romance flick. The scenery of the Pacific Northwest forests, rivers, and coastline was breathtaking and as a native to this area, it was like going out into my own backyard which made the film that more appealing. I was so captivated by the actors portrayal of the characters (the facial expressions and emotions brought out of the characters by Rob, Kristen, Peter, Nikki, and the rest were mesmerizing) and the depth of the back-story left me desiring more! The very next day after viewing the movie in the theater - I raced to the bookstore to grab the first book. I was hooked, read through all four books (plus went to the authors website to read the extra materials she had posted there) in a week. Then, still not satisfied, went back and saw the movie several more times - IN THE THEATER, something I've never felt compelled to do before - because I was so drawn to the characters and the story. This may have been written for the young adult audience but I'm 32 and a parent of four children, and still found the story to be well worth my time.

If you haven't read the stories, I encourage you to do so. Regardless, this film will be a treasured part of your movie collection and one you'll be sure to watch several times before you'll feel satisfied.

I came into the Twilight series not expecting much. The books were, after all, marketed to the teen crowd, so I originally dismissed it. I didn't expect much from the film. I wanted to see it not for the story, but because I knew Robert Pattinson from "Harry Potter" and enjoy the vampire book/movie genre.

4 books and 7 viewings later, I am happy to report that I am now a happily obsessed "Twilighter."

Going into the movie, I found myself hooked within the first 10 minutes. As soon as the Cullen siblings walked through the cafeteria door, I knew I was in for the ride. And by the time Edward and Bella were sitting together at the restaurant in Port Angeles, I was smitten. The love story, the beautiful vampires, and the amazing chemistry between leads Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, made this film - for me - utterly irresistible. I knew I wanted to see it again as soon as it was over, and the female relatives that I went to see it with couldn't agree more.

7 viewings later, I am still obsessed. Like "Titanic" and all the wonderful Jane Austen and Elizabeth Gaskell tv/movie adaptations before it, I was enthralled by the love story of Edward and Bella. Edward Cullen, a 108 year old vampire trapped in the body of a 17 year old, falls in love for the first time...to a human - a young unsuspecting girl named Isabella Swan. Bella becomes equally fascinated by Edward, and this mutual fascination soon grows into yearning and love. Theirs is a Romeo & Juliet like love story but this time it's not a family feud that keeps them apart, but the fact that Edward is a vampire and Bella is a human - the predator and the prey fall in love (or as Edward puts it, "...and so the lion falls in love with the lamb"). Within the story are some other conflicts, as Edward and his family's true nature must remain a secret, and as other vampires threaten Bella's life.

Author Stephenie Meyer has crafted an irresistible tale, and screenwriter Rosenberg Melissa Rosenberg does a fine job of staying faithful with the novel. Some scenes and plotlines are changed around or omitted in order to make it work on film, but the essentials are there. Director Catherine Hardwicke does a superb job of bringing all the elements together and guiding her young cast through the journey, so I was saddened to hear that she will not be helming the sequel.

The major breakthroughs in this film, however, are the young and talented leads - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. What started out as a small independent film has now become a worldwide phenomenon and has catapulted Rob and Kristen to the brink of superstardom. And this is no accident. The charismatic and versatile Robert Pattinson is brilliant as Edward. He properly conveys the internal conflict that rages within Edward and brings it out in full force. When he's onscreen, you couldn't take your eyes off him. His Edward can be gentle, loving and tender, but also fearsome and dangerous. Kristen Stewart brings a beautiful and nuanced performance. She is exactly how I pictured Bella and she does an excellent job of bringing the character to life. The supporting cast is also wonderful. Of the supporting roles, Billy Burke (Charlie Swan), Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen), Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen) and Peter Facinelli (Carlisle Cullen) are standouts. I think everyone - with the exception of Nikki Reed's Rosalie Hale/Cullen (who I feel just doesn`t fit Rosalie physically) - are perfectly cast.

I am also a fan of the soundtrack and Carter Burwell's amazing score, and I highly recommend purchasing these as a companion to the dvd. I am thrilled that the dvd is finally coming, and I although the final specs are not yet available, I hope that Summit Entertainment will release a dvd version filled with extras, deleted/extended scenes and behind-the-scenes footage. I'm a huge fan of the books and I feel that the cast and crew of Twilight has done an amazing job of bringing one of my favorite books to life. I'm looking forward to New Moon, and I hope that it will be as good as, if not better than, the first film. This film is a gem and one of my favorite love stories ever. Bella and Edward has joined the ranks of Elizabeth and Darcy, John Thornton and Margaret Hale, Jane Eyre and Edward Rochester, Cathy and Heathcliff, Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater, and yes Romeo and Juliet, as two of my very favorite romantic couples that has ever graced the big and small screen.

I just got my Ultimate Blu-ray edition in the mail and it isn't entirely what I was expecting. The blu-ray disc, the photos, and the soundtrack are awesome, however, the jewelry box is made out of cardboard and the bookmark is nothing special. The bookmark just says Twilight on it. I have seen better bookmarks on other websites sold separately. The bracelet is decent. The watch looks like a kids watch that you can purchase out of a gumball machine. I am mostly just happy to have the dvd, but for $80, I was expecting the quality of the other items to be much, much better than they were. Overall, it probably would have been better to buy the blu-ray disc separately and then shop around at other websites, like Etsy.com, for the other items made from better material.

This is one of the most frightening displays of romance I've ever seen in my life. This is NOT a love story. Edward (male protagonist)is obsessive to the point of restraining order. He watches her sleep, follows her everywhere and is only interested because this is the one persons mind he cannot read. Bella (female protagonist) is about intriguing as a candy bar wrapper (an empty one at that).

Since I've read the books (occupational hazards of a librarian) I know this only gets worse. In a world of quality young adult literature where relationships are often shown as fleeting and impermanent, this story should not have been published let alone made into a movie.

After reading/viewing anything I have to ask: what's the point? In this instance I cannot come up with anything. What is this book/movie trying to say about relationships? Because this is scary, obsessed love, not fulfilling, lasting love.

P.S. Why do recent authors think they have personal license to change vampire lore?

Don't spend your time comparing it to the book. If you just sit there comparing the book and the movie, you'll take the fun out of the movie itself. If you are a book reader, reading Midnight Sun really helps understand Edward's reactions and such. This is the best movie I've seen that has stayed the closest to the book as much as it could. I do understand why they made a few changes to please some of the moviegoers who haven't read the book. It ties things in a different but acceptable way. I loved how they interpreted the book. I understand that it was a teen movie so of course there was a little cheesiness at times. But hey, the book is geared towards a teen audiences regardless of the wide age range that actually reads it. I think Summit did a good job and can't wait for New Moon.

I can't recall the last time I had this much FUN with a poorly-made movie. I honestly can't decide whether I want to give it 'one star' for how genuinely terrible it is, or 'five stars' for how enjoyable it was to be appalled by.

It's a sort of tradition amongst my local friends and I to rent movies we fully expect to be bad and watch them together; often we're just bored and, by the time the ending credits roll, feeling that we just lost two hours of our lives that we shall never get back. This one, though, stands out as one of the greats.

If you're new to the series, the premises is this: Bella Swan (yes, 'beautiful swan') moves from her arid Phoenix home to Forks, Washington, where she meets and falls in love with a dour and seemingly perpetually-nauseated boy named Edward Cullen. She soon discovers his secret - that he's a vampire! - by Googling "cold ones," a term she finds in a book of Native American mythology. One would expect that Googling this term would actually yield many pages pertaining to beer. Or maybe that's just me. Anyway, a very clingy and angst-ridden relationship ensues, and after playing baseball in a thunderstorm with Edward's family, Bella meets a nasty vampire named James, who immediately develops his own obsession with her.

Unlike Edward, though, James wants to eat Bella. Really badly.

Most of this takes place in the latter half of the movie. The first half is comprised mostly of Bella moping around her new town and exchanging silent stares with Edward.

Ah, Edward.

It gave me pleasure to discover exactly how much the lead actor, Robert Pattinson, despises Edward Cullun.

"When I read it I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing..." "...the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy."

Edward Cullen has a completely inconsistent personality, and Pattinson solved this by playing him as, in his own words, "as a manic-depressive who hates himself."

Now, I understand some preteen girls actually find Edward's various advances upon Bella to be romantic - like admitting to sneaking into her room to watch her sleep for months before he even made an attempt to be nice to her. I'm led to wonder how some fathers would feel if they knew their young daughters admired such qualities in future boyfriends. Personally I think Edward is downright creepy, but as Pattinson apparently meant to portray him this way, kudos to Mr. Pattinson!

For Bella's part, she's an unabashed Mary Sue, with every male in town falling all over himself to befriend, date, or, in one scene, gang rape her. It's Edward, however, who wins her inexplicable devotion, mainly by following her around and saying things like, "We shouldn't be friends," or, "Stay away from me!" in a low menacing voice.

By the end of the movie, after lots of heaving and sighing and rushed special-effects, we're meant to believe that the two are star-crossed lovers, though they seem more like an abusive relationship in the making. With the vampire James dispatched, Edward and Bella slaver over each other's necks at prom, and James' female companion Victoria slinks away in the backdrop, doubtlessly plotting mischief.

There's also a sub-plot straight from the underwhelming "Underworld" series regarding a rivalry between werewolves and vampires, but it's barely touched on in this installment.

I wonder, given his public slandering of the franchise, whether Mr. Pattinson will reprise his role as Edward in the next film. A part of me is looking forward to it.

Director Catherine Hardwicke ("Thirteen," "Lords of Dogtown (Unrated Extended Cut)," and "The Nativity Story") has a special affinity with the subject of most of her films; she captures the inner angst of the adolescent from seemingly a personal vantage point that puts each member of her audience right smack in the cauldron of raging hormones, inferiority complexes and the necessity of rebellion that makes up the teen universe no matter what the generation. In her 2008 film "Twilight" she departs from her usual sexually explicit world of pubescent temptation and explores a good old-fashioned romance replete with the repressed love imaginings conjured up to perfection by Mormon mother-turned-author in her four young adult vampire novels that have achieved global success. Despite a screenplay that whittles the 500+ page novel to play in a 121 minute format, Hardwicke successfully recreates those special moments of first love that we have all experienced and allows us to remember with fondness that wicked mind-blowing intensity no matter what our age or how long ago.

Novel purists may debate the casting of the Cullen vampire family, and the two main characters vehemently, suggesting that the ensemble starring in "Twilight" did not exactly meet with personal expectations that have been mind-visualized with fan-fanatic intensification since the debut of the first book in 2005. Nevertheless as a newbie who read "Twilight" after viewing the film, I give the two leads a vigorous thumbs-up. As Bella Swan, Kristen Stewart updates the Every-girl teen wannabe-queen who typically transforms herself from awkward nerd hiding behind glasses undiscovered to triumphant mini-skirted magnificence a la "The Princess Diaries (Full Screen Edition)." Stewart's Bella knows and accepts her clumsy relative `ugly duckling' status; as a transplant from sunnier Phoenix climes she views her new home with an edgy guardedness that coincides well with the northwest backdrop and her complete lack of regard for grooming herself to become the graceful animal her name suggests. Instead Hardwicke's Bella is defined by realism. Yes, she waxes romantic over Edward's perfection, but she presents herself as a grounded unsmiling girl-woman that epitomizes most of today's teenagers.
And if she spends much of her time mooning over mega-hunk Edward Cullen, who in their right minds would blame her? What a combination of male beauty and vulnerability! Robert Pattinson, as the object of her desires, smolders with all the energy of James Dean albeit with a too white layer of pancake make-up, glossed lips and a six-inch high coif that suggests way too much hair gel and morning mirror time. Although we are not privy to all of Bella's internal longings for Edward (as we are with the first person narrative in the novel) the audience quickly grasps the intense chemistry between the two lovers and marvels at their ability to convey a realistic relationship between a 100-year old vampire in the body of a seventeen year old boy and a world weary 21st century girl who doesn't quite understand why such a specimen of male perfection would go wild for her after just one whiff.

Combined with the grunge/alternative soundtrack and throbbing half romantic/half sinister score by Carter Burwell Twilight - The Score: Music from the Motion Picture, the scenes between Stewart and Pattinson are well worth the price of admission. Not just for teenagers--I had one sixty-something year old woman exclaim to me, "Wow! I have never had a man love me like that--that was so romantic it had the hair standing on the back of my neck"--"Twilight" delivers what women want: Victorian honesty and honor without the game-playing. Hardwicke sashays her characters around passion that sizzles between the two like electric current, rendering the obligatory sexual culmination unnecessary and unwelcome. For once the vertical dance outplays and obliterates the horizontal, making the film a lovely interlude for its intended PG-13 audience and those of us who want something beyond the superficial.

Presenting a vampire family without being campy most likely was the most difficult aspect to pull off in this film without making it seem too Harry Potter. Unfortunately, in this regard, Hardwicke (and Stephanie Meyers in the novel) doesn't quite manage to maintain the gravity of the vampire/human interaction during Bella's first time at the old homestead and then again at the over-the-top vampire ballgame. With their Liberace-like glamour and cornball quips, Carlyle and Company are just too easy to spot as being a breed apart. Ah well, the camp succeeds to a degree to dampen the intensity and interject a little humor before the all intensive chase and climatic scenes that lead to the film's conclusion.

Bottom line: Catherine Hardwicke's film "Twilight" depicts teen love in a modern day "Rebel Without a Cause (Two-Disc Special Edition)" with a bite that doesn't quite break the skin and doesn't have too. Pre-teen friendly, this 2 hour story gives teenagers what they want without annoying their parents with a show of too much skin and mature themes that are always unnecessary in a movie geared for the minor set. Despite its vampire theme, the film depicts teen concerns realistically without the usual display of irreverence, superficial materialism and lack of morality that make up the cornerstones of most high school dramas. Thankfully, there are no Disney touches here, only romance of the Heathcliff/Catherine Wuthering Heights (Penguin Popular Classics) genre. Can't wait for the next installment. Recommended.
Diana Faillace Von Behren
"reneofc"

I have such mixed feelings about this movie. It's almost like I'm being seducted by a sadistic vampire. One that tourtures me with bad acting, apalling scripting, and special effects so cheesy me 14-yr-old brother could pull off better. I honestly cannot figure out what is making this series such a huge hit, but sometimes a phenomena like this can't be logically explained. All I know is that for every practical reason, I should hate this movie. It is abrasive to my senses to watch. But for some reason, I'm hooked.

Being a voracious reader, I couldn't stand by and watch the world be swept away by this "Twilight Fever" and not know anything about it, so I grabbed a copy. I actually liked it at first, but as I read more of the books I realized how terribly they were written and had to stop before driving myself crazy with Bella and Edwards obsessive, controlling, drama-ridden relationship. I'll admit Meyer did capture teenage romance pretty accurately.

Unfortuately, the movie mirrored the book except for the fact that there is even less character developement in the movie than in the book. Bella is played by the boring, monotone, one-dimentional Kristin Stewart who drives me crazy with her poor delivery. She pauses mid-sentence and studders dramaticaly through the entire movie. My favorite part is at the end when Edward tells her she has to go to Florida so he can't hurt her anymore. ("What?..you..you want me to leave?..I..I..NO!..I just...no..I can't..I don't.. even know what you're saying...no..I..I..") Aaaaghh!! See how annoying it can get? And all the other actors are almost as bad. Although I think Bella's friends from high school did a pretty good job. Edward wasn't actually that bad. Though he could have done better, he managed to display some inner turmoil that I thought accurately portrayed a tortured vampire soul.

But even though their relationship is so maniacally obsessive, the worst part is the levity with which it is accepted by Bella. If the person I was infatuated with told me they were a vampire who wanted nothing more than to kill me and drink my blood, I think I'd have a slightly different response than, oh say, "I don't care. I trust you." Okay, the guy is a freakin' VAMPIRE! A creature from the underworld, which really aren't actually supposed to exist in real life. But she's cool with that. You know, just another day in the life of Bella. She's only known him, what, a few weeks and she's ready to give up her life for him? It just doesn't make sense. Okay, sorry, that was a rant.

As I said before, the script and screenplay is awful. The touching parts end up contrived, the funny parts end up corny, the action parts end up ridiculous thanks to the special effects department, and the dramatic parts wind up seeming like a high school theater production.

Yet with all these downfalls, I still bought it and have seen it almost ten times. Every time it's on, I'm drawn in. Maybe it's entertaining, maybe it's seductive, maybe I'm a bit masochistic, or maybe I just enjoy making fun of it like Mystery Science Theater or something. I'm disappointed in it (and chances are, unless you're a teenage girl in love with Rob Pattinson, you will be too), but I own it and I'm not ashamed to like it. It's just too bad they didn't do a better job of it. It could have been a knock-your-socks-off movie. I hope they learn from their mistakes.